[Intro:] [Dial tone:] [Numbers dialing:][Line ringing:][Line connects:]
[Beat starts:]

[Spoken:]
"Hello mom?
Won't you talk dirty to me?
Oh, It's been a long time
You never call me anymore
How come you don't call me anymore?
I used to like you real good
I used to like you real good!
I don't like you no more, though
I know who I am
I didn't kill no one!
I know who I am!
I know who I am... Don't hang up!"[Line disconnects:]

(If you'd like to make a call, please hang up & try again. If you need help, hang up & then dial your operator.)

I hear a calling from above
Dig her up now, time to make love
Thinkin' to myself; it's not so bad
Open wide, I start to laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Life's too short. Can't you see?
'Cause I'm horny, Horny For Evil!

I... Am... Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

There's nothin' you do that I can't imagine better!
Each ejaculation increases the death toll!
Hey baby... I'm on a roll!

"I didn't kill no one!
I know who I am!"

My wrist to dance with when the phone starts to ring
Mom’s on the line it's a pleasurable thing
Fifty thousand dead and there will be fifty thousand more
Submission is the sickness but I got the cure
Now is the time;

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

Just when you think you know who you are
It's like a vice & it's squeezing hard
The pressure is on, I gotta do my best
I want it on but I feel it less
I’ve got your number & I know your address
Now is the time

Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!
Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil!

I can take myself anywhere!
Without makin' a mess!
I've got your number!
& I know your address!